According to comedian Dane Cook, women like to play what he refers to as "the challenge game," with our partners. The challenge game begins with a woman saying, "What would you do if..." and then we fill in the blanks with some absurd statement like "I took all of your baseball cards and sold them on ebay in order to buy new high heels?"
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
The Challenge Game
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Before and After
So- this isn't a Biggest Loser style blog post where I show you pictures of myself before and after losing weight. Oh no no. This post is about what happens BEFORE you run 13.1 miles and the AFTER you run 13.1 miles.
After- have sunscreen and sweat burning your eyeballs
After- develop blister next to the blister shield
After- limp painfully to the car
After- eat everything in sight because you're starving
After- sit grimacing in an ice bath (see picture)
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Locked In...To What Exactly?
I am kind of embarrassed to admit that I follow P. Diddy on Twitter. Every post (or "tweet"- see, I'm still cool!) he makes has to do with being "locked in." So, I'm wondering...is P. Diddy trapped in some closet (no, wait, that was R. Kelly) and he's trying to send his Twitter fans pleas for help?? I'm so confused.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
I Think My Identity Was Stolen By A Mariner's Fan
About five minutes ago, I signed into my hotmail (aka my spam depository) and saw an email with this subject line:
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Getting Shredded!
I....have...not...blogged...since...September!!! You've got to be kidding me. Well, I'm back, and better than ever!